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easter eggs Fri Sep 03 10, 2:25PM
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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Kermit the Frog as Eleven

I love the Muppets and -- obviously -- I love Doctor Who. But this is just odd:

(Full image after the jump.)

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new in theaters

09.01-03 (U.S./Canada)
red for no The American
green for go Machete
yellow for maybe Going the Distance
green for go Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1
    
09.01-03 (U.K.)
green for go The Last Exorcism
red for no The Switch
red for no Dinner for Schmucks
red for no Jonah Hex
green for go No Impact Man
not seen by me  Why Did I Get Married Too [trailer]
reviews of more 2010 theatrical releases | 2010 films ranked

box office

08.27-29 (U.S./Canada)
green for go Takers ($20.5m)
green for go The Last Exorcism ($20.4m)
yellow for maybe The Expendables ($9.5m)
green for go Eat Pray Love ($6.8m)
green for go The Other Guys ($6.3m)
not seen by me Vampires Suck [trailer] ($5.2m)
green for go Inception ($4.9m)
green for go Nanny McPhee Returns (aka Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang) ($4.7m)
red for no The Switch ($4.6m)
not seen by me Piranha 3D [trailer] ($4.3m)
    
08.27-29 (U.K.)
red for no Grown Ups (£2m)
red for no Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (£1.6m)
green for go Toy Story 3 (£1.5m)
yellow for maybe The Expendables (£1.3m)
green for go Salt (£.97m)
not seen by me Piranha 3D [trailer] (£.89m)
green for go Inception (£.70m)
red for no Diary of a Wimpy Kid (£.67m)
green for go Avatar (£.62m)
red for no Marmaduke (£.59m)

new on dvd

08.31 (U.S./Canada)
green for go Harry Brown
red for no Marmaduke
green for go Let the Right One In (Canada)
green for go Babies (Canada)
green for go Red Riding Trilogy (U.S.) [buy: Amazon U.S.]
green for go OSS 117: Lost in Rio [buy: Amazon U.S. | Amazon Canada]
green for go FlashForward: The Complete Series [buy: Amazon U.S. | Amazon Canada]
    
08.30 (U.K.)
green for go When You’re Strange
red for no Hot Tub Time Machine
green for go Sherlock [buy: Amazon U.K.]
green for go Jericho: The Decisive Box Set [buy: Amazon U.K.]
green for go MacGayver: The Complete Series [buy: Amazon U.K.]


boyfriends Fri Sep 03 10, 1:55PM
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female gazing at: Ben Browder

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Going the Distance (review)

Be Careful How You Rom-Com...

I think the only good sex advice I ever read in a “woman’s” magazine -- it was probably Cosmo or Glamour, and I would certainly have been reading it out of desperation in a doctor’s waiting room or something, because, if you’re a born reader, you have to be reading all the time, even if it’s just a cereal box or an idiotic magazine... Anyway, the advice: Be careful whom you sleep with, because you might end up bonded to someone you don’t even like.

Now, it’s not that Drew Barrymore’s Erin doesn’t like Justin Long’s Garrett, but what she intends to be a brief fling -- because she’s leaving town to move across the country in six weeks -- ends up developing into something more. And now they’re both stuck bonded to someone on the other side of the country. Which is a tough thing when you’re a healthy young person, and horny, but interested only in indulging that horniness with one special person.

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movie buzz Fri Sep 03 10, 11:26AM
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trailer break: ‘Black Swan’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer...

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question of the day: Has this been the worst summer for movies ever, or does it just feel that way?

USA Today issued its Summer Movie Report Card this week, and the overall outlook isn’t great, no matter how sweetly the paper tries to spin it:

No one is sorrier to see summer draw to a close than Hollywood. After stumbling out of the gates early on, the film industry righted itself with a string of unexpected hits like Inception, The Last Airbender and The Expendables. Ticket sales heading into the Labor Day weekend are 4% ahead of last year's pace, reports Hollywood.com. Sure, attendance is down 2% from 2009. But in this economy, movie executives are beggars, not choosers. Still, there were a few hiccups in what was otherwise a healthy summer, including flops from Tom Cruise and young superheroes.

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maryann buzz Fri Sep 03 10, 1:12AM
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now you can rate my posts and everyone’s comments

The lack of much posting today is because I was pulling my hair out over some behind-the-scenes tweaking. Two things drove me crazy for much of the day: implementing a way for you to edit comments for a short while after you post them, and implementing a way to highlight the comments of subscribers. But either I don’t know what the hell I’m doing or there are bugs in the plugins I was trying to use -- probably some of both -- and I ran up against a wall with both of them. I’ve got requests out for assistance from people who might know how to help me, and hopefully that’ll pan out and I can finish up those tweaks.

But in case any of you understand this crap, I’m trying to get Arvind Satyanarayan’s Comment Email Filter 1.11 and Mark Jaquith’s Tempus Fugit (which isn’t actually a plugin but a PHP script) working on Movable Type 3.36. If that means anything to you, gimme a shout.

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boyfriends Thu Sep 02 10, 10:40PM
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female gazing at: Paul Gross

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easter eggs Thu Sep 02 10, 9:03PM
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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Dalek car door knob

If Davros worked for Chevrolet, perhaps:

(via Totally Looks Like)

(If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)


maryann buzz Thu Sep 02 10, 5:43PM
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working on the commenting system...

You may experience temporary intermittent errors and stuff.

Sorry.

LATER: It's so much fun to spend frakkin' hours on what is supposed to be a simple plugin that's fully compatible with this version of Movable Type, and it simply will not work.

So much fun.


movie buzz Thu Sep 02 10, 1:47PM
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first pix of David Tennant in the ‘Fright Night’ remake

Remember a while back, we talked about David Tennant signing on to the remake of 80s favorite Fright Night, as magician Peter Vincent? Now we know what he’s going to look like:

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movie buzz Thu Sep 02 10, 11:46AM
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trailer break: ‘You Again’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer...

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question of the day: Is Discovery Channel shooter James Lee a canary in a coalmine?

Yesterday afternoon, James Lee picked up a gun, strapped some pipe bombs to his body, and took hostages at the Washington DC-area headquarters of the Discovery Channel. The situation ended a few hours later when Lee was shot to death by police.

According to the Village Voice blog Runnin’ Scared, Lee had a history of protesting the programming on the Discovery Channel, and noted that DCist had highlighted some of Lee’s protests in 2008. DCist asked:

Anyone who seriously ponders questions about the Discovery Channel like, "If their ‘environmental’ shows are actually working, then why is the news about the environment getting worse?" is just asking for a good mocking.

But Lee’s question seems like a pretty good one, actually. Here’s what Lee actually wrote in an attempt to gather participants for a week-long protest in 2008 outside the very same building where he died yesterday:

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watch it: “The First Five Worlds of Kepler”

Wed Sep 01 10, 11:45PM | comments (6)
Sometimes humans do amazing things...

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female gazing at: Nathan Fillion

Wed Sep 01 10, 11:15PM | comments (28)
Because Mal Reynolds is like Han Solo, only better, which shouldn’t be possible, except we’re talking about Nathan Fillion here...

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end of summer...

Wed Sep 01 10, 10:11PM | comments (7)
Things feel slow, and I don’t just mean moviewise.

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: TARDIS fashion

Wed Sep 01 10, 9:51PM | comments (3)
Tess-san at deviantArt designed a TARDIS dress...

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Machete (review)

Wed Sep 01 10, 6:18PM | comments (23)
I can’t wait for the right-wing windbags to begin decrying Rodriguez and *Machete* -- oh noes! he’s trying to ignite a class war!

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trailer break: ‘The Winning Season’

Wed Sep 01 10, 11:42AM | comments (2)
Ah, and there’s the entire movie for ya. Just saved ya ten bucks.

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question of the day: Is ‘Catfish’s “don’t talk about the film” marketing campaign brilliant or annoying?

Wed Sep 01 10, 10:45AM | comments (24)
Perhaps the best time to talk about a marketing campaign for a film is before everyone has seen it: this way, the discussion of the film itself cannot get in the way.

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watch it: “TIME Announces New Version of Magazine Aimed at Adults”

Tue Aug 31 10, 10:51PM | comments (3)
The Onion does it again: makes me want to cry...

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female gazing at: Jack Davenport

Tue Aug 31 10, 5:18PM | comments (7)
Pirate! (I much preferred the scruffy Norrington...)

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bonus fake trailer: ‘Machete’

Tue Aug 31 10, 5:11PM | comments (3)
Revisit the original fake 'trailer' for *Machete* before you see the film...

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some design tweaking going on...

Tue Aug 31 10, 5:04PM | comments (15)
...as you may have noticed. It's still in progress. Many new fun things coming shortly, including tweaks to commenting. Feel free to chime in on how it's working for you so far......

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: disappearing TARDIS mug

Tue Aug 31 10, 4:54PM | comments (3)
I had a mug similar to this many years ago. But it was nowhere near as cool as this...

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The American (review)

Tue Aug 31 10, 4:21PM | comments (13)
I was certain that there was no movie that I could not endure if it meant I could gaze at George Clooney for two hours. I was wrong.

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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Alien Time Machine: Encounters From Another Dimension’

Tue Aug 31 10, 1:58PM | comments (1)
It’s both TRUE STORY *and* THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU WILL EVER WITNESS!

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trailer break: ‘Legendary’

Tue Aug 31 10, 12:21PM | comments (4)
It’s like *Twins* as a feel-good inspirational sports drama! With a special appearance by Danny Glover as The Magic Negro.

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question of the day: Are honorary Oscars bullshit?

Tue Aug 31 10, 11:31AM | comments (7)
The Academy has been unable to get in touch with Jean-Luc Godard to let him know about his win...

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watch it: “Wes Anderson presents Pee-Wee's Big Adventure”

Mon Aug 30 10, 10:56PM | comments (0)
Très amusant...

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female gazing at: Vincent Cassel

Mon Aug 30 10, 10:35PM | comments (2)
The Mesrine movies are those naughty naughty kinds of movies about criminals that make their protagonists more appealing than they should be merely by casting an irresistibly sexy actor in the role...

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‘Life on Mars’ blogging: Episode 4

Mon Aug 30 10, 3:51PM | comments (7)
Made of spoilers. Don't read until you've seen the episode unless you don’t care to have it spoiled for you.

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: two-parter 2011 series to feature midseason “game-changing cliffhanger”

Mon Aug 30 10, 12:22PM | comments (18)
I suppose Steven Moffat is always on the lookout for a new way to shake up *Doctor Who,* because his plans for 2011 are big.

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trailer break: ‘Jack Goes Boating’

Mon Aug 30 10, 11:39AM | comments (4)
Antisocial schlub finds love! Hoorah! We’ve certainly never seen that before in the movies.

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question of the day: Where are all the movies about Hurricane Katrina?

Mon Aug 30 10, 10:44AM | comments (13)
Five years after the storm dumped a tragedy on New Orleans, we're still is waiting for that first major Katrina movie. Why?

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deep thought (re the Emmys)

Sun Aug 29 10, 11:17PM | comments (25)
Someday I must watch Glee...

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cinematic roots of: ‘The Last Exorcism’

Sun Aug 29 10, 6:17PM | comments (1)
In the mock-documentary *The Last Exorcism,* a charismatic Baton Rouge preacher who gets more than he bargained for when he embarks on what he plans will be his final ceremony to drive out evil spirits. This flick sprang from (among other films)...

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cinematic roots of: ‘Takers’

Sun Aug 29 10, 5:51PM | comments (2)
In *Takers,* a gang of elegant and mostly nonviolent bank robbers, led by stylin’ Brit Idris Elba, break one of the rules that has made them successful, and so risk getting caught by diligent cop Matt Dillon. This flick sprang from (among other films)...

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retro trailer: ‘The Village of the Damned’

Sun Aug 29 10, 4:48PM | comments (5)
Ah, it was the beginning of the subgenre of horror movies about demonic children that would enjoy a solid run in the 1960s and 70...

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is Betty Draper misunderstood?; the end of cable TV?; why never to throw away someone else's action figures; more: leftover links

Sun Aug 29 10, 1:06PM | comments (7)
Every week my browser gets cluttered up with tabs for stuff that I stumble across and figure I might be able to use as a Question of the Day or a WTF Thought for the Day or grist for some other post...

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my reads: ‘Dracula, the Un-Dead,’ by Dacre Stoker and Ian Holt

Sat Aug 28 10, 5:13PM | comments (8)
Certainly it’s the funniest Dracula book that isn’t meant to be funny. It’s also ridiculously entertaining.

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Saturday cute: Harry Shearer totally looks like Thomas Paine

Sat Aug 28 10, 4:41PM | comments (4)
Could be more weird than cute...

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